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John Green
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Hello, freak bitches.
Alex Jones
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How'd they get how'd the pedophiles get in control of you?
Speaker C
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The pet the pedophiles
Alex Jones
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Come here. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Joey Diaz
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Come on.
Alex Jones
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Say hi to people. Hi. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the sweetest dog in the world.
Speaker E
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Seriously.
Alex Jones
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You've been asking for him to be on the show forever. He's just gonna he'll do the rounds. He'll go to you.
Speaker C
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Hi. What are you doing in here?
Alex Jones
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Everybody, for years, it's a guy had a whole series on my Instagram page of people doing the okay sign
Joey Diaz
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Of course.
Alex Jones
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Including me back when I had earrings Yeah. In the news radio days.
Speaker F
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And the
Joey Diaz
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other thing is we're at a point now where it's more easy to give the finger to someone than to say okay.
Alex Jones
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Yeah. Because you blur the finger out, nobody cares. Yeah. But if you do that, like, oh, what is he doing? He's touching his fingers. You can't even do, like, you're holding a joint because that's like a white power joint. Like, if you're, like, doing that like a roach, that's bad. That's bad. How do you do you have to use a roach clip? No.
Alex Jones
00:02:04 - 00:02:14
It's a ploy by the roach clip industry. She was drunk and I was just trying to avoid her. I was trying to avoid her. I was just trying to avoid her. And she goes to me, you think you're a fear factor?
John Green
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He's she got in my face with this fucking thing and the fingers moving. You think you're a fear factor?
Alex Jones
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Listen, bro. I feel what you're saying, and I was only fucking around. I was feeling some dead space where we're trying to recalibrate our reality due to your circumstances and your story being paradigm shifting.
Joey Diaz
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Joe, you're so fucked over.
Alex Jones
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I'm not that fucked up. Listen. I wanna tell you, Matt. Man, I'm giving you a shout out. I love you. Pressure. We love you too. We love
Joey Diaz
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you too.
Alex Jones
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Oh, no gay stuff. This is a late night podcast.
John Green
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There's a lot of dudes that are listening to this
Alex Jones
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in the shower.
John Green
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To bat, Ruskin, I didn't do this to be mean. I just did this because that's my nature. I am the scorpion. You are the frog. This is how shit goes down.
Alex Jones
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Have you ever watched a rodeo and felt sorry for the bulls? What's that? Nothing. So originally, taurine was extracted that way, but it is an an ingredient in bull semen. Okay. So the taurine in Red Bull probably doesn't come from bull semen, but taurine is in bull semen. Okay. So Hitler was getting his taurine right from the tap.
Speaker G
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From the source.
Alex Jones
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You just suck the bull stick.
Speaker C
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The the best way
Speaker H
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is to suck upon it.
Alex Jones
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Suck the dick?
Speaker H
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You get it from the tap when it is fresh, and it's 700% more
Speaker C
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potent.
Alex Jones
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The Fuhrer just gets down there. They they hold the bull back with straps and buckles. It's kicking. And Hitler gets his sloppy Nazi mouth right over that fat, oh, hog. And that is apparently the origin of that upper lip mustache. And that upper lip mustache was to catch all the succulent drops when he's choking on Jays. The flavor's saver and that giant bull dick is pummeling the back of his throat and fills it up. That when he comes out of his nose because a lot of the jizz comes out of his nose, that's just enough mustache to catch to catch the jizz.
Alex Jones
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So that's why he had that mustache. A lot of people don't know. Imagine if women had dicks and men had pussies and we were just really into big dicks. That's just as possible. Shit. That's entirely possible. Isn't it entirely possible that all these futurists, all these technological innovators, they all see the same end game, but isn't it entirely possible? I mean, like, I mean, it's entirely possible. I think it's entirely possible the Clintons are murderers.