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You know what I'm thinking of? The chants the rapper song where it goes, how great is our God? You know, and Dram is on it? No. Well, obviously, this is embarrassing. It has to be cut. Well, you know, obviously, I'd rather die than keep talking about that.

Hey, everyone. And welcome back to another episode of the comments section show starring me, Drew. And once again, nobody cares about me anymore. Ever since we became a Spotify exclusive and all my guests are even more amazing, and today is no exception. We have the one, the only Caleb Heron.

Now, I'm glad that you finally let gay people on the show.

That's all my show is. Yeah.

But I mean, you know, in a way, I'm the first one.

In a way.

How's it going? In a way.

It's going wonderful.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm such a fan of yours.

I'm so happy to have you.

You know this.

One of the funniest people I've ever met.

You know, all I do is It

gives me no pleasure to admit that. But it is true.

All I do is can I curse on here?

Yeah. Of course.

You bet. God. Well, all I do is run around talking about how much I love you. I think you're so funny. Same. So here we are.

I sing your praises everywhere I go.

Well, look at us. And thank you.

Who wouldn't?

And the checks come on time, don't they?

And it's paid back exponentially. Can I pay? We've known each other online for a minute now before we got to record together.

I wanna say it's been 25 years.

At least. At least. Minimum.

And you haven't aged a bit.

And we're both 14, so figure that out.

Figure that out. Do the math on that. I love being 14. It's different.

Same.

It's very different. Because at 13, I don't think I knew the world. And at 14, I feel like I

You became a woman? Run it?

I became a woman.

Yeah. 1st blood. 1st

She's at her blood. Yeah. Obviously, I became a woman at 14. You took the words out of my mouth.

There you go. I'm such a fan. Caleb is an extremely hilarious and successful comedian. Oh my god.

How long have

you been in in the stand up world?

Well, god. I started doing comedy when I was I mean, technically, I guess, like, 19 or 20. So it's been, like, it's been, like, 8 years now.

Oh, how old are you? 28?

I'm 28.

Oh my god. I'm turning 20 8 this year.

Oh my god.

Sweetie, bitch.

I have so much to tell you.

Be About what I'm in for

Yeah.

In the next 3 or 4 wait. How long is it? What is it? Of me not knowing math?

4 months. 4 months.

My birthday's in September.

Well, I don't want you to I'm gonna start with saying, I don't want you to be scared. Okay. But you're in for a rude awakening. I'm I'm something changed when I turned when I was like 20 through like I guess up until I was like 28, really. My whole twenties before this, I wanted to be I don't know. My intentions were so something changed on a dime. I was like, I wanna be like, I wanna be everywhere. I wanna be with everyone.

I wanna be seen. I wanna be somebody. And now all I wanna do is sit on a porch and visit.

I feel you.

I'm getting, like, midwestern amp pill. That's crazy.

I feel you so hard. I'm honestly so, old mentally. But I for me, I I think about it in the sense of, like, sometimes people ask me, like, oh, like, what's the nightlife like? Like, where you live? And I was like, there is no nightlife where I live

Yeah.

As it should be. Yeah. I'd I when I hear noise outside past 9

That's coyotes, bitch.

I'm I'm writing in the Nextdoor app. I'm like, did anyone hear that? Like an old person. Gunshots? Question mark?

Question mark? And they're like, no. That's raccoons in the trash.

And I'm like, okay, guys. And I'm like, hey, just so you guys know, I heard something outside. Like, I'm being one of those.

Yeah. You're on Nextdoor doing the old woman thing, and I love that.

That's one of my favorite apps.

Nextdoor? Do you

have a Nextdoor?

I'm not on there.

Girl, you should join it.

What's going on there?

That's where old people go to to bitch and moan and congregate. Like, I just I can't get enough of it. I literally get alerts. I don't have alerts for any app, but I have them for that.

I'm surprised to hear that you're on there, because when I hear Nextdoor, I'm I'm not on there. But when I think of it, I think, oh, the app where old white people go to pretend that they're cops.

Yeah. That's part of it.

And but you're you're you're policing right along with them?

I'm just in there.

You're definitely

in there. I'm anonymous. I'm I'm a fly on the wall. I'm just observing.

Okay.

But I I watch I watch them, like, they, like, fight. Like, they'll, like, beef with each other on there.

Yeah.